Chess joke T shirt with black bishop

A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a dark, cinematic portrait printed on front and back. The caption reads "Think diagonally my children" which is an obvious chess joke. The image’s flickering candlelight and ornate mitre summon a quiet, meditative mood that pairs with slow walks, record players, and conversations that run late.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort

- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and lived-in texture

- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric

- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting construction

- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean